lalasosu2: coffeebuddha: amandatolleson: avalar: The Dark Knight Rises (In Real Life) UM EXCUSE ME BUT THIS IS ACTUALLY FREAKING HILARIOUS WHAT Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. But your cardboard bat!bike and revving noises are pretty much the best thing ever. So call me maybe. Just… look at how many people he made smile by running past them. Just LOOK. & omfg that...
me in the morning: Nah, I'm not hungry
me in the afternoon: Eh I'll eat later
me in the evening: Oh I haven't eat yet? Oh...well that sucks
me at 3am while the rest of the house is asleep: LET'S ORDER THREE PIZZAS AND DIP THEM IN CAKE JESUS CHRIST I'M STARVING
Reblog if you're the retarded friend
unfollow-your-heart: that retarted friend is me ._. …. xD